thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code

(Source: orangeskins)

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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naturallywholocked:

if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell

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The worst feeling ever is not knowing whether you should wait or give up.
(via weakest)

(Source: luxury-andfashion)

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flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

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